cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

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He had an opinion of himself, I think, that was too high for his own good. Or maybe it was the reverse. Maybe it was a low opinion that he kept trying to erase.

The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien

I’m such an idiot the other day my friend said I looked hot and my first thoughts were “Really? Is my face flushed… My fan’s on… How can I look hot?” And that’s when I realized

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

and it has given the ability to know the answer when people do ask the awkward questions

"You’re probably going to live a long life because only the good die young."- something a customer said to me