The best thing about learning English as a second language is that I get to use the excuse, “Well English is my second language” when I make a grammatical or spelling error
This is most uncalled-for. Couldn’t you have arranged a less awkward time?"
ONLY BY CONSULTATION WITH YOUR MURDERER.
“It all seems very badly organized. I wish to make a complaint. I pay my taxes, after all.”
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
The shade of Mr Hopkinson began to fade. “It’s simply that I’ve always tried to plan ahead in a sensible way …”
I FIND THE BEST APPROACH IS TO TAKE LIFE AS IT COMES.
“That seems very irresponsible …”
“IT’S ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME.
Murderer Dwarf,Mr. Hopkinson, and Death in Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett
It is not the length of life, but the depth.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (via quotes-shape-us)
Of course, Granny Weatherwax made a great play of her independence and self-reliance. But the point about that kind of stuff was that you needed someone around to be proudly independent and self-reliant at. People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.
Maskerade by Terry Pratchett
Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?"
“Certainly.I’d know me anywhere.
A book publisher and Nanny Ogg in Maskerade by Terry Prachett
Well, I think," said Nobby, "that when you have ruled out the impossible, what is left, however improbable, ain’t worth hanging around on a cold night wonderin’; about when you could be getting on the outside of a big drink. Come on.
Nobby Nobbs in Maskerade by Terry Pratchett
Seems to me you’re so sharp you might cut yourself
Granny Weatherwax in Maskerade by Terry Pratchett
Today in Solidarity: Family of Mike Brown join protesters outside of STL Courthouse, demanding the immediate arrest of their son’s killer, Officer Darren Wilson.
The grand jury has yet to charge Darren Wilson with anything. Mike Brown’s killer is still a free man, being paid by the taxpayers of the very community he’s terrorized. #staywoke #farfromover
*sees a cute boy* *checks to see what kind of shoes he is wearing*
I do this all the time… mostly I’m jealous that their sneakers look more comfortable and practical and start wondering about how many of my outfits they would look good with